Allergy Season

March has brought with it the sickening of my body. The advent of nature's annual return to 100% physical prowess from its crippled state during the winter months unfortunately always puts me into this mode. I'm like the normal Joshua Moore, only with a stuffy nose, congested chest, scratchy throat (subsequently, gravelly voice), a little slower, more irritable and seemingly more blunt. So, I'm like the normal Joshua Moore only more suckish. Alas, nature suffered for a few months. I can handle a couple of weeks.

There's only one more week of classes until spring break begins. After that, it's the home stretch! Not only for my second semester at the University of Kentucky, but also for the college basketball season and the NBA regular season, which are as equally, if not more important. The Cats and Cavaliers are playing at a stellar level. I wish them each the best in their remaining months. The sports talk will cease here, for this blog, for now.

A commercial for douches just played on television. Part of me is grossed out, part of me is excited that one day I may get to write commercials about douches. I've come to the realization that 80% of the things I want to do in life don't require a college degree. Nearly 99% or so involve writing. Life is so confusing, guys. I'm enjoying ISC 161, a little, though. I'm thinking about double-majoring in ISC and business, and interning with an NBA team during the summer after my senior year. Ah, the future; it's so enthralling.

I want to lose 50 pounds this summer. I intended to get a gist of what I plan to do over the warmer months during spring break by playing basketball for several hours a day, but I don't see that panning out due to the multitude of activities I have planned for the break. Here they are, as follows, for the curious.

Friday, March 12th: I must pack a week's worth of clothes into my huge rolling bag. I must send some action figures home with Corey Howell so we have some more space in this room. That night, I'll move in with Amber Arms for the weekend cause I have to work Saturday.
Saturday, March 13th: I'll wish my sister Brittany a happy 18th birthday and work that night for the last night in a while.
Sunday, March 14th: Curtis will come save me from Lexington and take me back to a society hidden from the world - MARTIN COUNTY, KENTUCKY.
Monday, March 15th: Going to a Bowling for Soup concert at EKU with Curtis, Heath, Gauze, Ricky, Speedy, Corey and my sister Brittany. Hell yes!
Tuesday, March 16th: I'm thinking this will be the day I get my eyes checked. Hopefully a new pair of glasses will result - my lenses are horrendous. They have this strange film built up on them that I can't figure out how to remove.
Wednesday, March 17th: Shawn (mom's boyfriend) and I will be making the trek to Cleveland, OH for the Cavaliers/Pacers game that night. This will be my first major professional sports event of my life, and for it to be a Cavaliers game means that much more.
Thursday, March 18th: I believe Cindy Collins and I are going bowling this day. Any one else want to join?
Friday, March 19th: This is my most open day of the entire break. I'll probably drop by the high school and catch up with some people I love and miss dearly.
Saturday, March 20th: Unless plans have changed (and knowing the parties involved, they very well could have), my dad is getting married this day and I'll be attendance with several of my friends. This should be a fun day.
Sunday, March 21st: I'll make my way back to UK's campus after a week filled with awesome. I'll celebrate with a ho, fries and a large Mountain Dew without ice.


So yea, that's all of it, basically. It's gonna be a great spring break, for sure. I barely have time to even catch the opening round games of the NCAA tournament. You know it's gonna be an awesome week when that's the case!

It's 1:32 and Malcolm in the Middle is on because Curtis is watching television, as is the normal. UK's senior day is tomorrow and I'm psyched. I need to get some sleep for it. ¡Adios, compadres!

By the way, do you remember that time the world almost ended and we had that huge orgy out in the street? Gosh we were so stupid.

---Joshua Aaron Moore

(P.S.: There are 3 people in the world who will read that last sentence and comprehend the full hilarity. Those people are amazing.)